You exhibit a slight twitch when introduced to anyone with the first
names of Charley, Frances or Ivan
Your freezer never has more than
$20 worth of food in it at any given time
You’re looking at paint
swatches for the plywood on your windows, to accent the house color
You think of your hall closet / safe-room as “cozy”
Your pool
is more accurately described as “framed in” than “screened in”
Your
freezer in the garage now only has homemade ice in it
You no longer
worry about relatives visiting during the summer months
You too
haven’t heard back from the insurance adjuster
You now understand
what that little “2% hurricane deductible” phrase really means
You’re putting a collage together on your driveway of roof shingles from
your neighborhood
You were once proud of your 16″ electric chain
saw
Your Street has more than 3 “NO WAKE” signs posted
You now own 5 large ice chests
Your parrot can now say”
hammered, pounded and hunker down”
You recognize people in line at
the free ice, gas and plywood locations
You stop what you’re doing
and clap and wave when you see a convoy of power company trucks come down your
street
You’re depressed when they don’t stop
You have
the personal cell phone numbers of the managers for: plywood, roofing supplies
and generators at Home Depot on your speed dialer
You’ve spent more
than $20 on “Tall white kitchen bags” to make your own sand bags
You’re considering upgrading your 16″ to a 20″ chainsaw
You
know what “Bar chain oil” is
You’re thinking of getting your wife
the hardhat with the ear protector and face shield for Christmas
You
now think the $6000 whole house generator seems reasonable
You look
forward to discussions about the merits of “cubed, block and dry ice”
Your therapist refers to your condition as “generator envy”
You fight the urge to put on your winter coat and wool cap and parade
around in front of your picture window, when you finally get power and your
neighbor across the street, with the noisy generator doesn’t get electric
And finally, you might be a Floridian if
You ask your sister
up north to start saving the Sunday Real Estate classifieds!